Going Vegan
Translation provided by mLingua: polskiRecently, I have decided to try a vegan diet which is simply vegetarianism without eggs and milk, only fruits and vegetables.
Cutlet gluttons may think that this is a total whim. However, for a vegetarian this is simply the next level of development. After all, milk is full of unknown hormones, drink milk – you will become a cripple, etc. And eggs are simply a hen’s period. Unless they are the fertilized ones - these clearly mean murder.
After taking up veganism, you switch on “raw diet” which means fruits and vegetables unprocessed thermally . Plus nuts and olive oil. Pure, true vitamins. This gives you lots of power and supposedly you don’t need more than four hours of sleep per day. What’s more, the manifestation of intention in paradigm “Law of Attraction” becomes easier than a TV contest. By the way, you can save lots of energy and gas, because there is no cooking, so the saved money can be spent for respectively more expensive organic plants.
Next in a line is juice feasting which means only juices. Of course no Juicy Juice or Hi C, but home made fresh juices, seasoned with maca and spirulina, which are the latest achievements of vegan technology. When drinking juices, you don’t waste your energy for chewing and excessive digestion, so you can focus on creating a better world. At this stage you stop killing insects and come into intuitive intimacy with them. You can, for example, agree with mosquitoes on biting your partner, not you.
After a sufficient period of time living on juices you can expect the production of photosynthesis mechanism and then you enter the phase of living on water and light. That’s a true liberty! You don’t have to worry about your finances, because water is open for general use and free of charge (attention: people living beyond the Arctic or Antarctic Circle willing to take up the photosynthesis have to create the mechanism of drifting off to winter sleep which helps them survive the months lacking in light).
The last stage of development is cosmic energy and if you learn to use this all-penetrating power, you need no more liquids or sunbeams. You become saint and transparent. You are unified with the whole Universe and once and for all you get rid of the original sin (eating an apple- what a barbarity! For sure that apple suffered at subatomic level).
But let’s get back to the reality.
So far I am a soulless monster who had sushi in Singapore at the beginning of December and is now eating penne with Parmesan cheese (penne- eggs, parmesan- milk). And, as a desert, a chocolate mud cake or tiramisu (eggs, milk and for sure some evil supplements because otherwise it wouldn’t taste so great). Such extravagances are occasional because on daily basis I have fried rice with eggs + avocado juice with chocolate in Tutu Dedek.
But since man’s natural desire is to develop, I decided to check during 30 days how much the quality of my life and brightness of my mind will increase if I get rid of eggs and milk from my diet.
It turns out that veganism requires discernment (does a cake wrapped in a fried banana contain eggs?) and great reflex (no! please do not add sweetened milk to my melon juice!). It is an excellent practice in assertiveness and resistance to weird looks. The diet is also very economical because you don’t spend money on sweets that almost always contain forbidden ingredients.
Being vegan, I felt great for the first two days, but surprisingly I was so lazy that I slept 14 hours per day. I used to wake up in the morning, have breakfast and go back to bed. I immediately noticed that having such a lifestyle I only need two meals per day. It is beneficial for my financial situation, but unfavorable as far as time, which could be used for working, is concerned. During the third day I started to suspect that I suffer from anemia or even malaria, which symptom can be anemia.
On the fourth day I decided that I am fed up with the whole situation and I went to Bali Buddha to have some Eggs Benedict. And chocolate mud cake. Why not?! I drunk Indian chai with milk. And I felt perfectly OK with that.
As a result of these twists and turns, I started to sweat excessively during the fifth day and the next day I didn’t sleep at all, because it is too hard to sleep when sitting, especially when one sits on the toilet. The carbon tablets taken from Poland didn’t help.
Today, I ate with shaking hands: one mango, two apples and a portion of rice. And a half of chocolate bar to ameliorate the situation.
Apparently, the issue of diet improvements has to be handled in a different way.
